So, what would happen if a person like me had only 15 minutes to copy and paste headlines from Drudge to make a blog post?
Aren’t you glad you asked?
General Tso and his mighty army of sword wielding warriors are powerless against an America armed with thunder sticks.
Short- plans to invade the U.S. of A. are Peking f**ked.
Babs+Seth Rogan=a doomed from the start cinematic crapfest that not even the comedic genius of Chris Elliot could have salvaged
I wasted my daily ration of time I waste on celebrities I don’t care about on my Madonna post earlier
This sounds like it might be interesting but I am pretty sure I have a meeting in five minutes.
Unless this story is about a person who has 10 fingers on their left hand and a right hand that is a fist made for punching, really who cares?
H/T an episode of “The Office” I halfway paid attention to like three years ago.
This sounds harsh but really, who hasn’t been tempted?