|During a 30 minute firing up the zombies campaign speech on Sunday, President Bill “Budget Surplus” Clinton said.“We’re coming down to the 11th hour. We’re facing a violent storm,” Clinton said. He waited a beat, then added, “It’s nothing compared to the storm we’ll face if you don’t make the right decision in this election.”Clinton is right that we are facing a violent storm but I question his comparison of a pending natural disaster that is expected to result in property damage in excess of $1 Billion and has the potential to cause injury and/or death to unknown numbers of Americans to a Romney victory. Par for the course for the Obama reelection team who recently used a group of kids to sing about the untold damage a Romney presidency will bring upon America.
Anyway, the man who thought Obama was going to cry over the fact that the economy hasn’t healed yet went on to talk about two things he is woefully under qualified to have an informed opinion on, jobs and gagging.
“Every time Mr. Romney promises us 12 million jobs, I want to gag,” Clinton said. “It’s actually not a bad promise.”
Seriously, if Clinton can keep his gag-reflexes in check while he claims Obama created 4.5 Million jobs, not throw up a little when Obama throws his wife under his bus, says “depends on what your definition of “is” is” with a straight face, serves as a dedicated soldier in his own personal war on women, and is OK with having his presidential podium polished by an intern then how is it Romney makes him gag?
Another day, another sad display of desperation from the campaign of the absurd.